Can’t you just try?
Not worth the effort.
Oh, really? I never noticed. That’s odd, though. And no it wasn’t. You could have added a please in there.
Too much effort.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but I really don’t give a shit.
What is with you and my last name? And can’t you ask nicely?
I call everyone by their last names. Don’t feel so special. And excuse you, that is ‘nicely’.
Explain to me this Skype shit. Is it free, like do I actually have to pay to chat/video chat with others? Because there’s no way in hell I’m paying just to see your goddamned faces. I’m poor and yeah, mainly I’m poor. No way I’m gonna spend money on you guys. Except if you’re a member of One Direction, of course.
So yeah, here’s my Skype username: andyissoweirdlike and here’s my Kik account: ohheyandy
I love you all, though. I never stopped.


Don’t fucking smile in front of me.
Did you? I don’t recall.
Reminder: Stay the hell away from me, Huntington.
Nice hair.
I thought I told you to stay the hell away from me?
Awesome

Cool beans.